I am an outgoing and energetic (ask anybody) young professional, seeking a
career that fits my professional skills, personality, and murderous tendencies.
My squid-like head is a masterful problem solver and inspires fear in who gaze upon it.
I can bring world domination to your organization.
- Education
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Withering Madness University Planet Vhoorl
Major: Public Relations
Minor: Scale Tending
- Research Interests
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- Professional Experience
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- Teaching Experience
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- Honours and Awards
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- Skills
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Office skills
Office and records management, database administration, event organization, customer support, travel coordination
Computer skills
Microsoft productivity software (Word, Excel, etc), Adobe Creative Suite, Windows
- Publications
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Leader & OverlordDoomsday Cult, Baton Rogue, LA 1926–Present
- Inspired and won highest peasant death competition among servants
- Helped coordinate managers to grow cult following
- Provided untimely deaths to all who opposed
Bartender/ServerThe Watering Hole, Milwaukee, WI 2009
- Worked on grass-roots promotional campaigns
- Reduced theft and property damage percentages
- Janitorial work, Laundry
- Unpublished
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- Memberships
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- References
- Available on request
- Links
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Find This on GitHub | LinkedIn | ORCiD | etc.
Last Updated: 6 July, 2024